because some things you just dont have the answers

kiddo: *looks at blinking phone* why are these fucking rich brats calling me tonight?
hazard: because on paper, you're one of them sweetie
kiddo: they don't know that
hazard: you should be introducing me to these rich bratty friends of yours
kiddo: nahh... they're too young..
hazard: well well, so are you *grins*
kiddo: ...and immature
hazard: and supposedly you're not? *eyebrow raised*
kiddo: i'm... slightly more mature... and definitely better looking
hazard: sheesh! *sticks out tongue*
kiddo: ...and besides sayang, i'd like you for myself. *winks*

...and they ask me why i am crazy over thee.